Autumnal Mystery Box 2026

Like an Autumnal boomerang she's back: How lucky are you feeling?

Add a little excitement to your life. Go on... go on... go on...

The PARIA Mystery Box has returned.

PICK YOUR POISON

This time, you pick how deep you want to go.

£35 / £75 / £100

You pick your size.
You pick your spend.
We pick everything else.

Hand us the reins and we'll fill your mystery "box"* with a completely random selection of PARIA goodies.

Could be cycling kit. Could be running kit. Could be a tee. Could be a cap. Could be sunnies. Could be accessories. Could be something considerably better than you were expecting.

Whatever happens, the RRP of what's inside will always exceed what you paid.

How much it exceeds it by?

Well, that's the mystery.

HOW LUCKY ARE YOU FEELING?

£35 MYSTERY BOX
The gateway drug. Guaranteed to contain more than £35 RRP of PARIA.

£75 MYSTERY BOX
Things start getting considerably more interesting. Guaranteed to contain more than £75 RRP of PARIA.

£100 MYSTERY BOX
Hand us a hundred quid and let us cook. Guaranteed to contain more than £100 RRP of PARIA.

Some boxes will contain more than others. Potentially a LOT more. We pack them at random, so your mate might get an absolute belter while you get... well, a perfectly bl00dy respectable selection of PARIA products worth more than you paid.

That's how mystery boxes work, my lovelies.

MINI-DISCLAIMERS

* It will probably come in a bag. We're not wasting a perfectly good box just to satisfy the name.

** We ask for your size because there's a chance we'll put sized apparel in there. This does not mean you're guaranteed a tee, jersey, shorts or anything else you've already mentally decided you're getting.

*** The contents are random. You cannot request particular products, colours, collections or send us a note saying "anything but orange please." That's cheating.

**** Your box will contain products with a combined RRP greater than the price of your chosen tier. Beyond that, luck of the draw.

***** It cannot live up to your expectations because, by definition, you aren't supposed to have any. You don't know what you're getting. Neither should you. That's literally the point.

Clear as mud? Excellent.

THE SERIOUS BIT

Because these Mystery Boxes are sold as randomised selections, we're not accepting exchanges simply because you don't like the particular selection you receive.

Obviously, your statutory rights still apply where goods are faulty, not as described on this or individual product listings or don't arrive.

Pick your tier. Pick your size. Hand us the reins. Live life on the edge (marginally)