{"product_id":"mystery-box-26","title":"Autumnal Mystery Box 2026","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLike an Autumnal boomerang she's back: \u003cspan\u003eHow lucky are you feeling?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdd a little excitement to your life. Go on... go on... go on...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe PARIA Mystery Box has returned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePICK YOUR POISON\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis time, \u003cstrong\u003eyou pick how \u003cem\u003edeep\u003c\/em\u003e you want to go.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e£35 \/ £75 \/ £100\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou pick your size.\u003cbr\u003eYou pick your spend.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe pick everything else.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand us the reins and we'll fill your mystery \"box\"* with a completely random selection of PARIA goodies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCould be cycling kit. Could be running kit. Could be a tee. Could be a cap. Could be sunnies. Could be accessories. Could be something considerably better than you were expecting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhatever happens, the RRP of what's inside will always exceed what you paid.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow much it exceeds it by?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWell, that's the mystery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHOW LUCKY ARE YOU FEELING?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e£35 MYSTERY BOX\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe gateway drug. Guaranteed to contain more than £35 RRP of PARIA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e£75 MYSTERY BOX\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThings start getting considerably more interesting. Guaranteed to contain more than £75 RRP of PARIA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e£100 MYSTERY BOX\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHand us a hundred quid and let us cook. Guaranteed to contain more than £100 RRP of PARIA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome boxes will contain more than others. \u003cstrong\u003ePotentially a LOT more.\u003c\/strong\u003e We pack them at random, so your mate might get an absolute belter while you get... well, a perfectly bl00dy respectable selection of PARIA products worth more than you paid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's how mystery boxes work, my lovelies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMINI-DISCLAIMERS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e* It will probably come in a bag. We're not wasting a perfectly good box just to satisfy the name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e** We ask for your size because there's a chance we'll put sized apparel in there. This does not mean you're guaranteed a tee, jersey, shorts or anything else you've already mentally decided you're getting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*** The contents are random. You cannot request particular products, colours, collections or send us a note saying \u003cem\u003e\"anything but orange please.\"\u003c\/em\u003e That's cheating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**** Your box will contain products with a combined RRP greater than the price of your chosen tier. Beyond that, \u003cstrong\u003eluck of the draw.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e***** It cannot live up to your expectations because, by definition, you aren't supposed to have any. You don't know what you're getting. Neither should you. That's literally the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClear as mud? Excellent.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eTHE SERIOUS BIT\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause these Mystery Boxes are sold as randomised selections, we're not accepting exchanges simply because you don't like the particular selection you receive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eObviously, your statutory rights still apply where goods are faulty, not as described on this or individual product listings or don't arrive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePick your tier. Pick your size. Hand us the reins. 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